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Q: How many MTV cartoon characters does it take to screw in a lightbulb ?
A: Errrrrrr... Uh-huh-huh-huh Lightbulbs suck or something... Huh-huh-huh... Yeah ! But lightbulb jokes are coool... huh-huh... Huh-huh... Lightbulb jokes kick aaaasss...
A: (Butthead) Uuuuuuuuhhhhhh, HOW? (Beavis) I dunno know. You tell me. Heh-heh. Heh-heh. (Butthead) I dunno know either you dumb ass. Uhhhh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (Beavis) Who are you calling dumb ass, butt munch? Heh-heh-heh-heh. (Butthead) You, asswipe. Huuuuuuh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (Beavis) Shut up Butthead! (Butthead) No, you shut up! (Beavis) Shut up! (Butthead) Shut up! (Beavis) Shut up! (Butthead) No you shut up! And uuuuuh-uuuuuuuh! Answer the damn question ass munch! Huuuuuuuuh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (Beavis) Oh, yeah! The question. Ummmmm, Ummmmm, what is the question, Butthead? Heh-heh. Heh-heh. Heh-heh. (Butthead) Uuuuuuuh, I dunno know! Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh! I thought you knew. Huh-uh-uh-uh-uh! (Beavis) I think I am having a stiffy. Heh-heh. Heh-heh. (Butthead) Oh, I remember! Huuuuuuuuh-uh-uh-uh-uh! I think it was like, uh-uh, like how many, uh-uh, like Beavis and Buttheads, huuuuuuuuuuh-uh-uh-uh-uh, does take to screw in a, uh-uh, lightbulbs? (Beavis) I dunno know... (Butthead) Oh, I get it. Huuuuuuuh-uh-uh-uh-uh! I think he means like our, uh-uh, ... A: (Butt-Head): "Uh huh huh huh huh. You said "Screw." (Beavis): "Yeah. Heh heh heh m heh heh. screw. Screw. SCREW!" (Butt-Head): "Settle down, Beavis. Or I'll kick your ass."

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