How many Kennedys does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A: None, at least until we get some corroborating witnesses.
Q: How many
Kennedy assassination conspiracy theorists does it take to screw in a light bulb?
A: 15-One to screw it in, five to say he acted alone, one to say that
someone hidden in the ceiling helped, one to film it, one to do an intense examination
of the film and conclude that a) it was tampered with and b) it proves that the
first screwer did not act alone, one to insist that the bulb was altered after
it was unscrewed, three tramps to walk across the room an hour later, one to
insist LBJ really screwed the bulb in, and one to accuse all the others of being