How many optimists does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None, they're convinced that the power will come back on soon.
Q: How many
Oregonians does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: Six. One to screw in the lightbulb and five to fend off all those Californians
trying to share the experience. A: Nine. One to change the bulb, and eight to protest about the nuclear
power plant that generates the electricity that powers it.