Q: How many
Zen masters does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: None. The Universe spins the bulb, and the Zen master stays out of
the way. A: A tree in a golden forest. A: Two: one to change the bulb and one not to change it. A: One to change and one not to change is fake Zen. The true Zen answer
is Four. One to change the bulb. A: None. Zen masters carry their own light. A: Three. Two to fetch the wood and one to enlighten the novice.