many Capricorns does it take to change a lightbulb?
1: None. Capricorns
can't afford new lightbulbs --- unless they're a legitimate business expense.
2: I don't waste
my time with these childish jokes.
3: None: Why should
I bother? It's probably just going to burn out again tomorrow anyway.
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