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Q: How many Virgos does it take to change a lightbulb?

1: Virgos don't have time to change their own lightbulbs. They're too busy changing them for everyone else.

2: Approximately 1.000000 with an error of +/- 1 millionth.

3: Let's see: One to spot the bulb, one to record the time the bulb burned out and the date it was bought, one to decide who's fault it is the bulb burned out and ask why that brand was chosen in the first place, ten to decide to remodel the house as long as they're changing the bulb ...

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